when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
Next time someone says to you, ‘if I were you’ , stop them and say ‘well you aren’t’ ."
2014 better be fucking fantastic.
Make it fucking fantastic. It’s not going to be fantastic if you sit in your room waiting for things to happen.
- Brooke Candy on stripping being thought of as objectifying women. (via irlbabydoll)
YES WENDY. [x]
He is a rude and disrespectful person and is being given very little press attention for his atrocious behaviour. Whereas Miley is being blasted by EVERYONE for her artistic choices.
why do guys call girls “cunts” anyway though
why would you insult someone by referring to them as the only thing about them that actually matters to you
when I get mad at my boyfriend I don’t call him “salary”